When I was web surfing, these few news bits made me laugh.
I hope to provide the same enjoyment for readers. If not, I can’t see you as you read this.
1. Michele Bachmann’s crazy eyes.
Thanks to one of my favorite blogs, Joe. My. God., I got some good laughs from the creepiest Michele Bachmann picture. Ever.
Bachmann is featured on a Newsweek cover. Unfortunately for Bachmann, she looks as if she is trying to audition for a Harry Potter movie. Her scary eyes could definitely make someone want to disappear.
Well played Newsweek. Well played.
2. Lady Gaga in drag. Again?
Lady Gaga is all for the gay gays. We get it. I love her for it.
Even as a fan, I can’t help but wonder what is with the whole Jo Calderone alter ego.
Calderone is Lady Gaga’s drag persona. He smokes. He stares intently. He repeats staring and smoking in various orders. And that’s about it. Lady Gaga will dress as Jo Calderone for her “You and I” single cover. Most of the pictures of Gaga as Jo are both weird and unflattering.
I’m all for drag. But if the most interesting thing about you in drag is how long you can chain smoke, give it a rest.
3. Adults want to be real-life Smurfs.
I don’t know why someone thought it was a good idea to make “The Smurfs” into a movie.
The movie is mind blogging enough. The sudden need for adults to paint themselves blue on behalf of a bad movie idea is even more confusing.
On the bright side, the number of “Jersey Shore” parties is on the decline for now. Those costume parties are equally as confusing and twice as frightening.